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You are here: Home / LEARN / BlogHer12 / I Heard It at BlogHer 2012

August 9, 2012 By Cyn Gagen Leave a Comment

I Heard It at BlogHer 2012

Filed Under: BlogHer12 Tagged With: BlogHer 12, charm city cakes, milk mustache, Poise, sparklecorn, unicorns

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I have no idea what I’m doing here with Johnny. I wasn’t even drinking!

Can I scan you?  (you know you’re at a conference in the 21st century when…)

I see stuffed dildos.

SEO is crucial/SEO is dead.

I don’t understand.  What’s SEO?

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Don’t block the box!

If they want me to wear a paper bag from McDonalds on my head, they’re going to have to supersize it.

I never want to see another mini hotdog or slider again.

“I’m an Adventure Blogger.”  “Oh honey, just take a cab ride with us.  We’ll show you adventure!”

They ran out of condoms.

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I know someone who’s thinking of making some Duck Tape pasties!

Thanks for the vibrator!  Do you mind if I take a second one for my daughter?

Do you think this food is edible?  Maybe we should just get drunk instead.

Link it to my permalink??? What’s a permalink?

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Roberta made me do it!

You made them look like used condoms.

I need to take your picture at just the right angle.  Otherwise all we can see are boobs.

Oh yay! More vibrators!

Sure.  I’d love to tell you about my hot flashes!

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Charm City Unicorn Cake for Sparklecorn

I don’t understand.  WHY are we all dressing up like unicorns?

The elevator is stuck.  We’re going to have to push. (He meant it quite literally too!)

The songs Push It and I’m Sexy and I Know It about 20 times.

Making a living.  It’s a good thing.

I saved my mustache for my souvenir journal!

I swear I didn’t have my hand on his butt!

Would you like some lube with that?

Are there Poise pads in that swag bag? If you leave a session to go to the bathroom they won’t let you back in!

There’s this Hasidic woman and all she has to do is touch you on either side of your boobs and she can perfectly fit you for a new bra.

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